karlnapity oneshots

Mr. Loverman

I like to write based off of songs I like, so enjoy what I have created
Definetly trigger warning for abuse and drinking
Also MOTHER Q EVERYONE :D

I'm headed straight for the floor..

Quackity sat on the floor, bottles of alcohol around him. He hadn't drunk ever since Schlatt, but he decided that after he and Sapnap got into their fight today, one or two bottles wouldn't hurt..right? One..two..three..five..six..holy shit..

The alcohol served it's tour..

Quackity felt sick. He really just drank that much? "Why did I think that was a good idea.."

And it's headed straight for my skin

Quackity dropped one of the bottles, and the glass shattered. Some glass cut him, and he started bleeding. Not enough to bleed out though. 'shit..'

Leaving me daft..and dim.

He couldn't think straight. He didn't even remember why he drank this much. And he was definetly sick.

I've got this shake in my legs..

Quackity felt his whole body shake. His legs continued to shake as he got back up from the floor. "W-why did I drink that much? I didn't want to fight with Sapnap..I didn't mean it..fuck.."

Shaking the thoughts from my head.

Quackity's thoughts were all jumbled up. He couldn't tell if he was drunk, tired, sick..

Who put these waves in the door?
I crack and out..I, pour..

Quackity started to cry. He felt disgusting. Karl had just finished talking to Sapnap to calm him down, and was about to go inside and check on Big Q since it had been a while since the fight, but all he heard outside the locked door was..

"I'm Mr. Loverman..
And I miss my lover, man.."

Quackity was crying, and it broke Karl's heart. He immediatly tried to open the door, but it was locked.

"I'm Mr. Loverman,
Oh, and I miss my lover.."

The ways in which you talk to me..
Have me wishing I were gone.

Quackity could remember Schlatt drinking the same alcohol the had. He could see and feel Schlatt hurting him, but couldn't tell if it was real or his trauma acting up again. He remembered his suicidal thoughts.

"The ways that you say my name..
Have me running on and on."

Quackity could recall running into his, at the time, best friends embraces as Schlatt was rushed to the hospital. He could remember Schlatt yelling his name to get back over to him right before he collapsed. He could remember Sapnap and Karl holding him close and tight, making sure he was safe from that bastard.

Oh I'm cramping up..
I'm cramping up..

Quackity remembered the feeling of running down multiple blocks to his friends to get away from Schlatt. It hurt like fucking hell, he was bleeding and cramping up from running so fast without stretching.

But you're cracking up
You're cracking UP!?..

He heard Schlatt laughing behind him as he grabbed him phone and grabbed little Tubbo and ran. He ran, holding the small child in his arms as they kept going. He could hear that bastard Jschlatt behind him, fucking laughing his goddamn ass of.

"I'm Mr. Loverman..
And I miss my lover man..
I'm Mr. Loverman!
Oh, and I miss my lover.."

All he could think now was, what the hell? He was really this upset over a fight? These happen all the time!

I've shattered now..

Quackity felt ready to pass out. He was too fucking dizzy and drunk to think properly anymore.

I'm spilling out..
Opon this linoleum ground.

He threw up, all over the bathroom floor. He was pretty glad they had 2 bathrooms, he wouldn't be able to clean this up for at least the next 8 hours. Way to tipsy for that shit.

I'm reeling in my brain again,
Before it can get back to YOU..

"Oh what am I..supposed to do?
Without you...?"

Quackity started crying again. He was scared, scared he would loose his loving and amazing boyfriends he cherished so much to some dumb but very agressive fight. Scared they wouldn't talk to him since he got so drunk.

"Well I'm Mr. Loverman..
And I MISS MY LOVER man....
I'M MR. LOVERMAN?
..and I miss my lover.."

Karl rushed in, and gave Quackity the biggest hug. He didn't care that he was drunk, or he was throwing up everywhere. Sapnap also rushed in, hugging and shushing his boyfriend.

Quackity looked at the two and cried even more. "I-I'm so *hic* so sorry!"

"Shh, Q, shh. It's okay, we're here." Sapnap hushed.

"Quackity, we love you okay? Don't ever forget that. You're perfect just the way you are, and you need to accept that, right Sapnap?" Karl smiled reassuingly while looking over to Sapnap for backup.

"Yeah, exactly. We love you and are here for you, Q. Don't even worry." Sapnap agreed.

"I love you both.."

"We love you too"

I'm gonna make a Momma Q oneshot for my next one, but until then bye bye you amazing humans! Go drink something!
-Author Grey