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Do you love me? (Part 1)

While Karl and Sapnap were dating, Quackity put on a happy face. He was in love with Karl. The way that Karl would smile when he was happy, the way he would laugh at the dumbest yet funniest things, it made Quackity's heart flutter and butterflies roam his stomach. His light brown, fluffy hair that was as soft as clouds. His adorable demeanor and his absolutely stunning eyes, one brownish and one a purplish color.

Then, he fell for Sapnap too.

The way Sapnap would protect the people and things he truly cared for, and would stop at nothing to make his friends and family happy. His red-tinted brown eyes, and the caring man Sapnap was that you could see in them. His hazel-brown hair, and his fashion sense.

(Man, Quackity is so gay-
Then again so am ⟟ so ⟟ can't judge
Anygays.)

He couldn't even look at them without feeling his heart skip a beat and his stomach fill with hyper butterflies. He could swear those damn butterflies had stolen some of Karl's Monster cans and were even more hyper than all the Feral Boys at their most feral. As we all know, that means a whole honking lot-

He couldn't help but feel a little jealous. His friends all had significant others, and yet here he was. Still not in his best state after the breakup with Jschlatt, which didn't end on a particularly bad note.

Honestly, the two just weren't meant to be.
(Wilby quote reference >:] yes I'm evil)

He was still friends with the man, and they liked to laugh about dumb things together. Their 2 year romantic relationship went down the drain quickly, but that didn't mean they didn't still have a strong platonic bond.

"Honestly, Q, jut fucking tell them!" Schlatt groaned. He had been hearing about it non-stop for the past month.

"But I'm scared! Honestly, I don't even know if they like me!" Quackity responded, sighing and turning away from the man. "This is a mess.."

"Well damn right it's a fucking mess. But it isn't hopeless. Man, you could have them fall in love with you in seconds with your looks and personality. Not trying to flirt or anything of course!" Schlatt said to be clear. "But honestly just fucking go for it, it's been a good 2-4 months and your still not even thinking of moving on, eve with people you have been in love with for 3 years! And don't pretend, I noticed it."

Quackity took a second to think. Him? In love? No way!!..wait..

"Holy fucking shit. I fell in love with two of my best friends." Quackity stated, the realization of this hitting him like honking trucks.

Two trucks having se- -Kylie
KYLIE! NOT WITH KARL HERE! -Ko
Hmm? -Karl
Nothing Kar, you don't need to know okay? -Ko
Hmmm, okay then Ko :] -Karl
Jeez, protective much Ko? -Kylie
Stfu Ky -Ko

"Hell yeah you are, couldn't you tell?" Schlatt sighed, shaking his head. "Hey, listen to me. You don't have to, but I think you should at least say something." He took a second, and continued. "It doesn't work out, come to me and I'll beat the living shit out of them. If you want me to that is."

Quackity chuckled. "Thanks for the backup, dude. It helps."

"No problem. After all, we're buddies. I'm not letting any-fucking-one mess with you, your one of my best friends."

Quackity smiled, feeling genuinely happy and safe. Sure, Schlatt was his ex. But before that, they were really close friends, and now they were just that again. It made him happy, having an old friend by his side.

"Okay." Quackity said suddenly. "I'll do it. If this goes wrong I'm gonna fucking kill you Schlatt."

"Yeah yeah sure, you'll be thanking me for this."

Word count w/o AN's: 606
Took me like 2 hours to write, my motivation just reappeared and my writers block was just gone. ⟟ hate how much honking cursing ⟟ typed ;-;
-Karl Jamie 🐝