A Normal Chat With Your Authors

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Karl: hey guys?

Grey: yeah, what's up lil bro?

Kylie: he isn't your brother Grey-

Grey: he is now. anygays, what did you need Jamie?

Karl: mmm..where's my phone?

Grey: your kidding right.

Jay: I'm- Karl aren't you texting us-

Karl: yeah but ⟟ dunno where my phone went!

Mars: I've given up on life, this child-

Jay: honestly, bee's a bit of a mess but it's kinda adorable, not in that way of course

Grey: Karl, you said you don't have your laptop. and your switch is missing. and you don't have any other ways to contact us through other apps and stuff. so where do you think your phone is?

Karl: ..oh. It's in my hand. Welp-

Mari: I think I'm glad I missed this conversation-

Grey: you should be. This was a mess.

Allysa: this, right here, is why I muted our gc last month.

Karl: offended noises how could you? >:[

Ally: sorry, it's too hectic and I've got too much to do-

Jay: y'all, I know we all live miles away from each other but that doesn't mean idk how to check what time it is in ur area. Go to bed, it's like 3am for you Karl, Grey and Kylie.

Kylie: stfu I sleep when I want to.

Karl: language. and you know what? you sleep rn, or no meet-up.

Grey: oh wow- okay then bed time- night guys, night Jay

Jay: night bubs

Grey: well that's a new name-

Jay: do you not like it? I can just not use it-

Grey: nono, it's nice ig..okay, will go to bed before Karl threatens me with the butcher knives he has laying around his house again-

Jay: yeah, smart- night bubs

Grey: night night

Karl: that was nice to watch-

Jay: HOLY CRAP WE WERE IN GC-

Karl: mhmm, and damn you made me feel single-

Kylie: but you aren't?

Karl: ah, right, we don't need to speak of this.

Kylie: ahem.

Karl: no. Bedtime for you all. Go bed.

Jay: it's not that late thooo

Karl: you legit live in Florida, that's not too far from our time. Go. To. BED!

Jay: okay okay-

Kylie: I'm going to bed-

Karl: good. Am also going to bed. Goodnight! :D

This was literally our conversation like yesterday, no joke-
This was also just hold chapter while work on more, cause I've got like no time and am probably gonna be grounded soon-
Aha-

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