The Bottle and a Bomb

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3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot told him to throw it out of the window aswell. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out of the window too.

When they landed they met a crying man. When asked him why he was crying, he said, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then they met a laughing man. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

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Hahaha! That's hilarious! Don't ya think?

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