If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
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