Birchfall: Hello, StarClan, this Birchfall and Whitewing, who I brought to help me with the play-by-play commentary for today!
Whitewing: Hi!
Birchfall: So yeah, we're back here for another great episode of the Birchfall Show!
(Audience cheers.)
Birchfall: Oh, I forgot to mention that we have upgraded our arena! We now have enough room to provide seats so that cats can watch at the stadium. We're awesome on TV, of course, but there's simply a feeling that can't be replicated by being there at the ballpark!
(Walks to the edge of the stage and waves to the crowd.)
Birchfall: Audience, say hi to the cam-whoa!
(Falls off the stage.)
Whitewing: Oh great pumpkin pie, I think he's unconscious! Cut! Cut!
Camera cat: This show is live, stupid!
Whitewing: Well, at least get us off the air, stupid yourself!
Camera cat: I know you can't see me behind the stage, but this is Dovewing! You just called your own daughter stupid! That's not allowed! The kits can call their own parents stupid but the parents can't call the kits stupid, stupid!
Whitewing: I don't care who you are, just get us off the air!
Dovewing: We're not on the air, we're on the ground!
Whitewing: You know what I mean!!!!
Dovewing: Fine!
(Dovewing turns the camera off and screen turns black.)
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
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