Patchpelt: Fire-Fire-cat!
Firestar: Patch-Patch-cat? What do you want? I was in the middle an amazing episode of Jeopardy!
Patchpelt: I thought you might want to know that your grandpaw(:D) is half-cheese pony!
(Patchpelt races off)
Firestar: What did that cat just say?(shakes his head) That cat needs help...mental help...
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
Hayran KurguWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...