Runningwind: Hello, StarClan! We are here tonight on Things That Happened in Your Life. I am your host, Runningwind, and tonight, our contestant is the one and only...um, what's your name again.
Ugly blind tom with white fur: Rock.
Runningwind: Um, yeah...you're Jayfeather's friend right? You and him...the Blind Buddies!
Rock: You are annoying Runningwind.
Runningwind: Audience, tell Rock what the prize is if he wins.
Audience: Ooooh, shiny!
Runningwind: What?
(Runningwind turns to face Rock. Rock is holding a pendulum in his mouth and is swinging it back and forth.)
Rock: You are now hyponotized. I will be able to control you whenever I want to.
(Audience and Runningwind nod dumbly.)
Rock: You will give me the 500,000 mice right now. You will put the mice in the brand new monster that you have backstage and you will then drive the monster onto the stage. Then, you will let me take off, and as soon as I am gone, you will say whatever you usually say before you end the show, and then you will end the show. Now go do what I just said!!!
(The brand new monster is driven onto the stage. The 500,000 mice are stuffed into the monster. Rock jumps into the monster and drives off.)
Runningwind(in a trance) : Okay, then, until next time, may StarClan light your path and may the prey be plentiful!
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