Is this story getting boring? I can help you with that...Lionheart filmed a scene of me with Patchpelt at Mousefur's McDonald's yesterday.
Firestar: What are you drawing in your notebook right now?
Patchpelt: Cheese ponies!
Firestar: Cheese ponies?
Patchpelt: Yeah! Cheese ponies! You know what cheese ponies are, right, Fire-Fire-cat?
Firestar: Umm...no. Could you tell me, Patch-Patch-cat?
Patchpelt (gasps): Fire-Fire-cat doesn't know about cheese ponies. StarClan must be angry!
Firestar: I don't know what to say...
Patchpelt: Cheese ponies are big pretty yellow ponies that smell like pizza!
Firestar: Patch-Patch-cat...I don't think cheese ponies are real.
Patchpelt (glares at him): Yes, they are!
Firestar: Then...where do they live?
Patchpelt: On the clouds way up in the sky!
Firestar(starts laughing): Patch-Patch-cat! Ridiculous...and what would they eat then?
Patchpelt: The sun!
Firestar(still laughing): How can they eat the sun?
Patchpelt: They take one small bite at a time! Have you noticed how the sun looks smaller everyday?
Firestar: No....
Patchpelt: One day, the sun will be gone!
Firestar(snorts): Whatever...
Patchpelt(ignoring Firestar): And then, they will have to start eating the moon!
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FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
