Brambleberry: Stand back everyone, let me have a look at him...
Patchpelt(opens his eyes): I smell pizza...cheese ponies!
Brambleberry: Thank StarClan, he is alright!
Firestar(rolls his eyes): Of course he is! He only got his tail fur burned off! Any cat would think that it was the first time this ever happened...
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...