Squirrelflight: This song is amazayn!
Music: And let me kiss you!
(Bramblestar walks into the den looking angry)
Bramblestar: What is that hideous noise?
(Squirrelflight leaps to her feet and unsheathes her claws)
Squirrelflight: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Bramblestar: I hear horrible noise coming from this den...
Squirrelflight: YOU DARE TO INSULT MY ONE DIRECTION!!!! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
Bramblestar: What's a kitchen?
Squirrelflight: MAY A GIGANTIC CARROT FALL ON YOUR HEAD TONIGHT!
Bramblestar: Huh?
Squirrelflight: You don't get it either do you? LOUIS LIKES CARROTS!
Bramblestar: Who's Louis? And what's a carrot?
Squirrelflight: I can't believe you don't like One Direction!!!!
Bramblestar: I'm so confused...
Squirrelflight: By the way, I'm not your mate anymore!
Bramblestar: ....
Squirrelflight: I WILL BRING THE WRATH OF STARCLAN DOWN UPON YOU! ONE DIRECTION IS...
Bramblestar: The wrath of StarClan? Why would I be deserving of the wrath of StarClan? What is wrong with you Squirrelflight?
Squirrelflight: StarClan, if you agree with me and you think that One Direction is the best band ever, than strike this hater down with lightning.
(Thunder roars. Lightning comes down from the sky and hits Bramblestar. Bramblestar falls to the ground, unmoving.)
(Squirrelflight returns to the music)
Squirrelflight: Oh, I just love the new album! Niall and Louis finally got more solos and...
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
