Jayfeather: Grandma? Where are you?
(Sandstorm comes walking unsteadily out of the elders den)
Jayfeather: Grandma?
Sandstorm: I'm not that old! There's no need to be calling me Grandma!
Jayfeather: You ARE old! You've already moved to the elders den!
Sandstrom(growling): No! I'm not, you disrespectful, worthless blind kit! DO NOT CALL ME GRANDMA!
Jayfeather: Fine, Granny.
Sandstorm: JAYFEATHER!!!!
Jayfeather: What? I didn't call you Grandma! I called you Granny!
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
