I hear that stupid kittypet tried to start a pizza joint, am I right? Well, I, a professional cook, am going to start a pizza joint too! I know everyone loved my burgers more than Smudge's. Right? Shut up, Patchpelt! Anyways, like I was saying, I just opened a wonderful pizza joint, with chicken toppings available! Come here now for the world's best pizza!
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...