(Lionheart and Firestar are standing just outside the LionheartPublishing building)
Lionheart: Let all cats old enough to eat at restaurants join outside of the LionheartPublishing building for a Clan meeting!
(Cats come running from every direction.)
Firestar: We gather today to discuss a very important topic...
Birchfall: Capturing Jayfeather?
Firestar(glaring): You mean the border patrols still haven't captured that blind weirdo cat who stole a car on Runningwind's quiz show?
Birchfall(nodding): Yeah.
Firestar: Whatever. Who cares! It's Runningwind's problem.
Birchfall: But...
Firestar: Anyhow, the topic is restaurants!
Mousefur: Come to my pizza place! We have a very special offer until January 21st and...
Firestar(glaring at Mousefur): No advertising at Clan meetings!
Firestar: Anyhow....Dustpelt is thinking of opening a restaurant. We all know Dustpelt is a good cook....well, at least we know his brownies are awesome. But, anyhow, Dustpelt says it's up to you guys to choose which kind of restaurant he will open. It can be anything. This is an extremely important decision. Let me hear what you want.
Bluestar: Hot dogs!
Cloudtail: Cookies!
Patchpelt: I want a grocery store!
Bluestar: That's not a type of restaurant, stupid!
Nightstar: Fried frog restaurant!
Hailstar: All-the-fish-you-can-eat buffet!
Heatherstar: I want a bakery!
Whitestorm: I want a fine dining restaurant! Maybe he could grill steaks or something...
Stonefur: I want an Italian restaurant! I love spaghetti!
Mousefur: We don't need a new restaurant! The only restaurant we need is my pizza place! Until January 21st, buy one chicken and pepperoni pizza and get another one free! Also gift cards are now available and are perfect gifts for the holidays, so just...
Firestar: SILENCE!
(Every cat quits talking.)
Firestar: Let's have a vote. There will be two options: a steakhouse, or an Italian restaurant.
Hailstar: Awwww! But I wanted a fish restaurant....
Firestar: All in favor of a steakhouse, raise your tails.
(A bunch of cats lift their tails in the air.)
Firestar: Ok, all in favor of an Italian restaurant, raise your tails.
(Even more cats lift their tails.)
Firestar: Ok, it looks like Italian restaurant wins! Thanks for-
Mousefur: All in favor of just coming to my pizza place and forgetting about Dustpelt's stupid restaurant, raise your tail!
(Only Mousefur does.)
Mousefur: Idiots!(Turns around and marches off angrily.)
Firestar: Anyhow, as I was saying before I was interrupted, thanks for coming and have a nice day.
Whitestorm: Awwwwww! We still don't have a steakhouse in StarClan!
Stonefur: YAY! SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
