Crazystar: What is your favorite animal, other than cats?
Patchpelt: Zebra-horses!
Crazystar: Zebra-horses? Never mind...what's is your least favorite thing about Smudge?
Patchpelt: Smudge-cat takes too many naps!
Crazystar: What is your favorite thing about Smudge?
Patchpelt: Umm...me-cat doesn't know if I even like ANYTHING about Smudge-cat!
Crazystar: You have to like something about him!
Patchpelt: Me-cat likes...the fact that he always smells like strawberries!
Crazystar(trying not to laugh): Very...er, interesting. What is your favorite thing about Mousefur?
Patchpelt: Mousefur-cat never burns her pizzas!
Crazystar: What is your name for me?
Patchpelt: Crazy-cat!
Crazystar: Okay...do you like the nickname Patch-Patch-cat?
Patchpelt: It's okay...I would rather be called Patch-Patch-cat.
Crazystar: Isn't that what I just said?
Patchpelt: No Crazy-cat! You didn't!
Crazystar: Never mind...who's burgers do you like better...Mousefur's or Smudge's?
Patchpelt: Tough one...Smudge-cat's taste better but he takes forever to make them because he is always taking a nap. Mousefur-cat can make them in five minutes, and she has better, saltier fries!
Crazystar: So...do you like Mousefur's ice cream?
Patchpelt: It's yummy and creamy...I love the vanilla. And...look! It's a zebra-horse! (runs off)
Crazystar: That cat is weird...
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
