(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Lucky Ducky Mug

"Ah! Another victory against the Sky Pirates." Mao Mao says proudly "Cheers!" We all says happily before drinking victory juice.

Adorabat sighs happily before gasping "Mao Mao is that Lucky Ducky?!" She asks "Ah, I see you have impeccable taste, Adorabat." Mao Mao says, resting on my shoulder "What? Mao Mao's ridiculous mug?" Badgerclops asks-drinking out of a ridiculously extra large to go cup mug....

"He's Lucky Ducky and I love him." Mao Mao growls, I stare at the mug "Whatever, man. That thing could use a wash, know what I'm saying?" Badgerclops asks. Mao Mao huffs and sticks his tongue out at Badgerclops. "Awww." I squeal quietly "I didn't know you liked Lucky Ducky so much." Adorabat states "What are you talking about? I even put him on the aerocycle." Mao Mao says

Adorabat and I turn to the aerocycle to see a Lucky Ducky sticker "Huh, look at that..." I hum, sipping more juice "This mug has been with me through it all—every battle, every challenge, every hardship. Yes sir, he's a fighter, just like me." Mao Mao says with a proud laugh. His smile shift into a blank expression "Alright, I have to pee." Mao Mao states, running off "Why do you always tell us?" Badgerclops sighs "So we won't ask where he's going." I say with a shrug.

"Oh also," Mao Mao says, poking his head through the door "Don't touch my mug." "Sir, yes sir." I say with fake seriousness. Mao Mao rolls with eyes playfully and walks off. My playful smirk turns into a worried frown when Badgerclops hits the table "Hey! Mao Mao said not to touch it!" Adorabat scolds "Yeah, you're gonna get killed." I state firmly "Uh, I'm not touching." Badgerclops says slyly.

Adorabat gasps excitedly "Adorabat don't-" it was too late, they were already banging on the table. I sigh and step away from the situation "Haha, new record." Mao Mao laughs, walking inside. I cover my mouth when the cup hits the wall and shatters into pieces, Adorabat and Badgerclops gasp. Mao Mao bends down and picks up the pieces "I had nothing to do with this!" I say automatically "Uh...Mao Mao?" Badgerclops asks.

Mao Mao's shoulders scrunch up and he growls before letting out a loud scream. My eyes widen as he storms out of the kitchen. We follow behind him "Come on, man,". Badgerclops whines "It was an accident!" "We didn't mean to break it!" Adorabat says sadly "And I did absolutely nothing." I states from behind "Dude, would you just listen?" Badgerclops sigh, dragging me with him.

Mao Mao sighs deeply before turning to us "We are no longer friends. We are merely co-workers. And since we are no longer friends, we will work in professional silence." Mao Mao growls "I didn't even break it!" I shout "Yeah-and uh, you can't just not talk to us! I mean, Y/N's your girlfriend!" Badgerclops shouts. Mao Mao takes his fingers and wipes his mouth off?

"How did you even do that?" I ask as Badgerclops and Adorabat gasp "Well fine! Two can play at that game!" Badgerclops shouts, attempting to wipe his mouth off. "How did-how did you do that?" Badgerclops asks "That's what I'm trying to figure out." I sigh, staring at Mao Mao's missing mouth. He frowns and turns away from me-ok, but he seriously can't be mad when I didn't do anything. The monster alarm goes off and we head for the aerocycle

~

We land the aerocycle and Orangusnake laughs "Fools! We have your precious Adorabat!" He shouts. We look at Adorabat, who was just chilling on my head "What? Ramaraffe, this is the wrong one." Orangusnake sighs "But they're both blue!" She says "You know what, forget it. Just-let's beaf them up or whatever." Orangusnake says.

"He sounds like a tired dad..."

I dodge an attack from Ramaraffe as Orangusnake laughs "We may not have Adorabat, but we still have a captive! Now hand over the aerocycle of else!" Mao Mao shoots him a glare. "Seriously? Nothing? What about you two? Y/N? No insults? No japes, jokes, jibber-jabber?" Orangusnake asks