(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Capture Clops (and Y/N)

"AH! No fair, you're cheating!" I huff, rapidly pressing buttons of my controller "Nah, you just suck." Badgerclops snickers

"Yay! Mao Mao is training me."

I look up to see Adorabat and Mao Mao on the ceiling, "Ha, you're gonna regret that!" Badgerclops laughs loudly. I quickly snap my head back towards the tv "And you're gonna regret saying that!" I say with an evil smirk.

"Then why are mine colored like toys?" Adorabat asks "Because Mao Mao bought them at a-" The sound of the game ending cuts me off "YOU LOSE!" "Dang it!" I yell before looking at Badgerclops

"Round 45?"
"You know it!"

I hit the rematch button as Mao Mao and Adorabat continue their lesson. "-But also a bad guy never does his chores. Take for instance, Badgerclops....or even Y/N." I hear Mao Mao state "Here we go..." I sigh tiredly. "You see, they used to be a bad guy so sometimes I have to find passive aggressive ways to remind them to do their chores!" Mao Mao says, poking my nose. "Uh what chores?" Badgerclops asks, I shrug.

"Fixing the aerocycle." Mao Mao says, crossing his arms "Oh....well, like, I've just been like really really busy." Badgerclops says, starting up the game. It's a new game we bought were the first one to finish cleaning wins! Wait-

"You two are literally playing a game where you do chores! Just do your chores." Mao Mao says, unplugging the console "NO!" Badgerclops and I cry. I shuffle towards Mao Mao on my knees "You monster! You adorable monster!" I yell, gently banging my fist on his chest. Mao Mao lets out a sigh as he takes my hands, kissing them and then places them to my side. I just faceplant into the floor before sniffling

Mao Mao looks at me and Badgerclops like we're crazy "W-why are you two crying?" He asks "You just don't get it!" I whine, curling up on his feet "Our schedule is too crazy! It's always fix the aerocycle, Badgerclops! Do the grocery shopping, Badgerclops!" Badgerclops cries "And I always have to hear, do the dishes Y/N! Put of all the fires, Y/N!" I cry, wiping my nose in Mao Mao's fur. Mao Mao cringes and give me a "really" look "TWWWWO WHOOOLE THIIIIIIINGS!" Badgerclops and I sobs.

"Only two things! You didn't even go grocery shopping either, Badgerclops?! And did you even do the dishes?!" Mao Mao asks us "I was putting out a fire..." I say nervously. Mao Mao sighs "You two know what? You're just being a big old.......lazybones-ah." Mao Mao states

"Oh." Adorabat says with wide eyes "We do NOT need to take this!" I say dramatically "Yeah, we need to be away from you right now, before we lose it on you." Badgerclop says as we walk out the door.

~Time Skip~

"-When will we find the place where we.......belong~" Badgerclops and I sing cry. I pick up a pebble and gently throw it across the lake. I turn to see Badgerclops holding a fluffing boulder! My eyes widened as he throws it cross the lake "Geez dude..." I sigh with wide eyes as Badgerclops continues to throw boulders. "It's just so unfair!" He huffs

"I know!"
"Doing chores sucks!"
"I know!"
"I wish chore didn't exist!"
"I know-oh look a bird!"

Badgerclops and I both let out a squeal-ish gasp "Aw....-AAAAAH!" We scream as it starts pecking at us "Kill it! Kill it!" I scream, covering my face. Badgerclops screams too, slamming the bolder on the bird. I peek my head out my hands and Badgerclops lifts up the bolder.....only for the bird to fly away. I let out a sigh of relief.

"Hello, little boy, little girl!" A squeaky voice says happily. "Hello." Badgerclops and I say with weak smiles, I raise my eyebrow when I hear "See, I told you they wouldn't think it was weird!" "Uh...." I whisper, narrowing my eyes "I'm a magical being and I-" "Do some magic." Badgerclops says "Yeah, do some magic." I say "Uh...no." The creature says, Badgerclops pouts. I gently pat his arm "Say, why don't you fall for this trap? I MEAN-uh-mmmmm candy." The creature says.