(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Birthday Headcanons (Short)

• Mao Mao always wants your birthday to be perfect

• He wants to be the first person to sing happy birthday to you.

• Your birthday NEEDS to be a stress free day for you.

• No fighting monsters, or fighting the Sky Pirates, or intense training.

• The only person you fight on your birthday is Badgerclops.

• Badgerclops always says that you're too slow when blowing out the candles
- "(Y/N)-THAT'S IT! I'm just gonna do for you!"
- "SIT DOWN!"

• Well Mao Mao fights Badgerclops for you.

• And while that's going on, Adorabat proudly sings a happy birthday song she made up
- "Happy birthday (Nickname)! Another year older, another year greater! Anyone who thinks otherwise is a hater! Beside I am here to bring you joy! And all the haters I will DESTROY!"

• It's cute and terrifying at the same time

• Then when it's time for gifts!

• What Badgerclops gets you:
- A $50 gift card (He was lazy)

• What Adorabat gets you:
- A bunch of pictures she drew
- Gummy Worms
- A necklace she made with things around the house

• What Mao Mao gets you? This boy empties his wallet for you-:
- A reservation to your favorite restaurant
- A stuffed animal that looks like him
- A (F/C) hoodie
- And a whole lot more

• After the festivities are over, Mao Mao makes sure he gets his alone time with you.

• Make sure to praise him and tell him how much of a good birthday you had.

• It helps his ego and cures his insecurities

• And make sure to go all out for Mao Mao's birthday.