(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Flirty! Reader Headcanons

• When I imagine a flirty reader, I imagine a reader that acts a little bit like Tanya and Badgerclops combined.

• You're flirty and like pushing Mao Mao's buttons, but you also like being able to have chill peaceful moments with him.

• You give Mao Mao a lot of nicknames that will make his face turn red. Out of blushing and anger
- Kit-Kat
- Floof-Face
- Baby-Paws

• You and Mao Mao first met through Badgerclops.

• You are Badgerclops' "food sister", y'all are related by your love of food.

• Your first words to Mao Mao were "Wow you're cute. Are you single?" 

• Mao Mao did a double take.
- "H-huh?!"

• All you did was giggle and flick Mao Mao's ears
- "I like this one, BC. Don't ruin him."
- "No promises, but ok."

• Mao Mao didn't get it, he didn't know if he was angry or in love.....

• Time Skip to a few years later, you and Mao Mao were dating after you asked him out in the funniest way ever
- "Let's get married!"
- "I think we'd have to date first, (Y/N)....."
- "Alright I'll see you at 7. Don't be late wear something nice."
- "Ok-wait what?!"

• You didn't really expect Mao Mao to come....but he did.

• IN A SUIT!

• AND NO GLOVES

• Where you brought Mao Mao surprised him.

• He was expecting a bar or a really loud and fancy party.....

• But you brought Mao Mao to a well decorated picnic.
- "I thought I'd might as well make this a great experience."
- "This is amazing...."
- "Yeah well, so are you."

• Mao Mao was used to your flirting by now where it didn't get to him as much as it used to, but that....that really hit his heart.

• You sounded so genuine and it made Mao Mao's heart swell.
- "Hey, what made you want to do this?"
- "What made you want to come? I mean...I KNOW I'm amazing and all but, you didn't have to show up..."
- "I think your flirting is really getting to me."

• What Mao Mao meant was he think he's actually falling for you.

• And he was scared.

• Tanya broke his heart and he didn't want that to happen again.

• Mao Mao was willing to give it one more shot.

• Sure you loved pushing his buttons and watching him tick.

• You had a heart.

• Mao Mao was willing to be with you for as long as he could.

• What could go wrong?

Badgerclops Note: Hey guys and gals, news just got to me and OutThere (cause she lives under a pineapple) and now I wanna show it off. SEASON TWO BABY~ 

Me: You were a real jerk.

Badgerclops: No! This is my note! get out!

Me: *walks out room*

Badgerclops: 🍰BADGERCLOPS out🍰