(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

When Mao Mao Meets Your Ex (Part 2)

~Flashback~

"Guys! Come meet this girl I found off the street!" Sonic shouts as we enter his place "Don't say it like that..." I sigh tiredly. Sonic flash me a grin "Eh, don't worry, everyone will love you no matter what I say." He tells me as his friends walk into the room "Everyone, meet (Y/N). (Y/N), meet Tails, Knuckles, Sticks and....Amy." Sonic says, wrapping an arm around my shoulder. Amy glares at me before forcing a smile on her face "So how do you know her, Sonic? How do you know if she's trustworthy?" She asks, walking in between me and Sonic.

"She looks like she's gonna pass out any moment now. I doubt she's a threat." Tails states before walking up to me "How long have you been on the streets?" Sticks asks, stopping Tails from getting any closer "A week or so," I yawn "Look. I don't have to stay here...." "NONSENSE!" Sonic says, shoving Amy out the way and pulling me into his arms "You're staying here with me!" He laughs "WHAT?!" Amy shouts "And if I leave?" I ask. "I'll find you and drag your cute face back here." He whispers, making me blush a little "How come I haven't gotten to talk yet....." Knuckles whines-

~Now~Mao Mao's Point of View~

I hate this so much.....

Who does this Sonic think he is?!

He comes to MY village to see MY girlfriend and now he want her to leave with him!

I fight back my growls as (Y/N) answers "Well......ok." She says, shrugging "OK?!" I growl before the Flash-wannabe covers my mouth "SHHHH SH SH," He hushes "Don't worry. I got (Nickname)'s back. Sticks, (Nickname), and I will go back to the village, talk to Amy, and then she might come back to you." I glare up at Sonic (A/N: Sonic is taller than Mao Mao in this.) "No, I will come back to him." (Y/N) says sternly, pulling me into a hug. 'That's my (Y/N). Not yours' I think proudly.

Sonic rolls his eyes "Yeah, you're right...my bad," He laughs "(Y/N), you should go get packed up-" "I'm coming too." I growl out, cutting him off.

~(Y/N)'s Point of View~

I look between Mao Mao and Sonic as they glare at each other "AND-So are Badgerclops and Adorabat!" I declare with an awkward tone "I didn't agree to this..." Badgerclops says blankly "Don't care! Come on Sticks, Badgerclops. I need your help packing." I sigh, shoving the two of them into the bedroom. 

"I don't think it's a good idea having your boyfriend and your ex-boyfriend near each other at all." Stick says, stepping away from Badgerclops a little "I know!" I groan, picking up my (Weapon) "Maybe I should just write a letter to Amy. A very graphic letter." I say, growling. "WHOA! WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT THING!" Badgerclops shouts, dodging as I swing my (Weapon) in anger "Yes, (Y/N)! Use that rage! I'll help you hide the body." Stick says with a grin.

Badgerclops and I stare at her "Are your other old friends just as crazy as her?" He whispers "Tails isn't." I whisper back "And Knuckles is just stupid." 

~Time Skip~

Badgerclops loads the stuff onto the aerocycle and I notice Sticks out the corner of my eye "What are you doing?" I ask, crossing my arms "I'm leaving the same way I got here, come on Sonic, lift me up." She says before putting herself back into Sonic's bag. Sonic rolls his eyes before placing the bag over his shoulder and smiling at me "Want a lift?" He asks kindly. I smile at the offer, but Mao Mao jumps in "Don't worry about dear sweet (Y/N), Sonic. She'll be fine flying with me." Mao Mao says, wrapping an arm around me. "It's like we're not even here..." Badgerclops say, eating chips "Are you gonna share those?" Adorabat asks "Get your own." Badgerclops whines, turning away from her. "GIVE ME THOSE CHIP!" Adorabat screams, chasing him around the front yard. They really are the perfect distraction from all this drama...

Sonic looks at me "I thought you were scared of heights..." He says with almost a sad look in his eyes "She used to be, but I helped her get over that fear." Mao Mao states "Let's just go," I say, trying to break the tension "We're all going to the same place anyway." Sonic smirks before dropping his bag on the ground (A/N: STICKS IS STILL IN THERE, SONIC-Oh well she needs a hospital now....)

"But I can get you there faster!" Sonic says, zipping around me and Mao Mao "And I can make sure you don't get whiplash!" Mao Mao says harshly, but the anger was aim towards Sonic. "Knock it off," I sigh "Both of you." Mao Mao nods "I'm sorry that I'm being so childish, I will not let Sonic's behavior affect me any longer." He says before hopping onto the aerocycle "What?! Why you-" Sonic growls, but I cut him off "Sonic..." I sigh with a "say anything and you'll die" tone "Go pick up Sticks, who is probably dead by the way, and run to the village. We will be there soon." 

"But-"
"Go."
"yES MA'am."

Mao Mao smirks proudly as Sonic runs off, I sigh and rub his ears "A-ah! The ears! Not the ears!" He laughs, curling into ball. I stop rubbi and Mao Mao was reduced to a giggling, purring mess "Are you gonna be calm now?" I ask, Mao Mao nods with a blush. "Good," I sigh before looking at Adorabat "Adorabat, let's go!" Adorabat flies over with a proud grin and Badgerclops walks up "She is evil...." He pouts, taking his spot on the aerocycle. 

I take my seat and sigh when Mao Mao wobbly walks to his spot "Time to see Amy." I sigh, glaring at the ground as we take off. 

A/N: I love drama too much...sorry if it's too short. My birthday is coming up, so I'm dealing with the rush of realizing I'm old.

BC: How old will you be?

Me: 1,960.

BC: WHAT?!

Me: I'm immortal and an alien.

BC: Oh.....

Me: Anyway-I'm tired and it's storming out so I gotta hurry and publish before my lights go out. 

BC: WAIT, tell them about Forever Two!

Me: Oh yeah, it's still continuing...I just forgot where I was going with the plot. And now I remember! So expect a chapter soon.

Me: OutThere

BC: AND Badgerclops

Me and BC: Out.