(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Sugar Berry Fever

Today was another normal day in the village. Bird were chirping, the sun was shining, and we were fighting a giant monster. Adorabat and I watch Mao Mao turn the monster away from the barn. Adorabat flies over to Mao "Wow Mao Mao, how'd you do all that?!" She asks excitedly "With proper training, eating my vegetables and most importantly-THE HERO'S CODE!" Mao Mao says, proudly holding a book. "Wait-that's a real book?" Badgerclops whispers "Apparently." I whisper back "I thought he was just making it up as he went along!" Badgerclops whispers "I can hear you two..." Mao Mao sighs before continuing "This is more than just a book. The hero's code contains generations of knowledge and traditions passed down through the Mao clan..." I kinda zone out a bit. Now all I can think about is Mao Mao in a ninja suit. I snap out my thoughts when Farmer Bun pops up from his hole "Thank you for saving my farm, Sheriff. Here-have some of my prized-winner cobbler!" Farmer Bun says. Adorabat, Badgerclops, and I all cheer. "Oh no..." I hear Mao Mao say nervously before getting shoved by Adorabat and Badgerclops. I walk up to him "You alright, Kit-Kat?" I ask (A/N: Don't ask.....I just can't help but laugh about the idea of Mao Mao's nickname being Kit-Kat. So Kit-Kat it must be.) "Huh? Yes, I'm fine! Why wouldn't I be fine!" Mao Mao says loudly, sweating a little as he watches Adorabat and Badgerclops eat "You know the cobbler is for all of us, right? You can get some if you want some." I tell Mao Mao, resting my arm on his shoulder as Adorabat screams of joy. Mao Mao looks tempted but let out a groan of frustration "I can't, the hero's code forbids cobbler!" He says, holding his book to show the page. I read the chapter and all I could wonder was one thing: how'd he get to that page without searching for at least five minutes?! Everyone stares at Mao Mao "You're seriously gonna refuse cobbler because of some dumb book?" Badgerclops asks with a mouth full of cobbler. I slowly walk away from Mao Mao and begin eating cobbler myself. "It's not some dumb book. If the code says a hero doesn't eat cobbler, then I don't eat cobbler." Mao Mao says sternly. "Sure you do! Here let me help you!" Badgerclops says, trying to put some cobbler in Mao Mao's mouth. I watch Mao Mao dodge Badgerclops' arm "Ow!" Badgerclops whines, holding his hand after Mao Mao smacked it. I pat his shoulder "Mao Mao? Don't you like cobbler?" I ask, tilting my head. "Oh I want that cobbler," Mao Mao says, holding my shoulders and bringing my face close to his "I want that cobbler more than you could ever imagine. If I had that cobbler, I would do things to it that would make my ancestors cry in shame....OH-but I can't!" Mao Mao let's go of my shoulders and walks away, whistling. "I'll bring some home in case you change your mind!" Adorabat calls. "Yeah-I won't." Mao Mao sighs. "Your boyfriend has issues." Badgerclops whispers to me as we hop on the aerocycle. I shrug and play with Mao Mao's ears "Don't do that.." He scolds, blushing. I stick my tongue out and continue messing with his ears, earning a sigh from Mao Mao.

~Time Skip~

I wake up in the middle of the night and sneak into the kitchen. I secretly saved some cobbler and stashed it behind the vegetables (A/N: A trick I use in real life) "There you are my pretties!" I giggle, eating some of the cobbler and putting the rest back in it's hiding spot.

I quietly walk back into the bedroom and crawl over Mao Mao. I quickly turn over and close my eyes. I was drifting off to sleep when I heard Mao Mao sniffing. I didn't pay it any mind, he's always doing weird stuff in his sleep, but I couldn't ignore when I feel his tongue go across my cheek. I tense up and turn to look at him. Mao Mao's still asleep "Kit-Kat?" I whisper, poking his nose. Mao Mao stirs, but stays asleep. I shrug and try to fall asleep.

~Mao Mao's Point of View~

I open one of my eyes and look at (Y/N). She'll smells just like cobbler, but she's way sweeter than cobbler...GAH what is wrong with me?! I know she's hiding the cobbler in the fridge behind the vegetables because (Y/N) told me because she trusted me! I can't break her trust, but the taste of cobbler is already on my tongue. Why couldn't (Y/N) wash her face before going back to bed?! I groan and quietly climb out the bed. I'm sorry, (Y/N). I open the fridge and pull out the cobbler and it smells so good! My mouth waters and a wicked smile graces my lips "I mean, it won't hurt if I have a little bite..." I whisper before slapping my forehead "N-no! I can't, this is (Y/N)'s!" I sighs "Mao Mao..." A voice says. I look down to see that the cobbler has a face "Oh boy." I say as my eyes widen.