(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Relationships (Outside of Mao Mao) Headcanons

A/N: This was only gonna be Adorabat, but I decided to add a few more characters.

~Adorabat~

• She's your crazy child

• You two are always either training with Mao Mao or doing something stupid with Badgerclops.

• You and Mao Mao are her parents now. Screw Eugene.

• Mao Mao loves watching his two favorite girls spend time together

• Adorabat missed having a mom, but she was too scared to tell you.

• Adorabat fears that you'll leave if you know she sees you as a mom.
- "Sometimes it's rough not having my mom around, but at least i have someone to fill the crack in my heart." :,)

• Getting off the sad note, you're the fun parent between you and Mao Mao

• "Yes" is the only word in your vocabulary about 95 percent of the time.

• Mao Mao will get annoyed but still finds it cute

• Adorabat custody makes thing awkward with Eugene.
- You: She better have the greatest time of her life. *gets pulled away by a crying Mao Mao*
Eugene: She will! Ah....they both scare me...

~Badgerclops~

• Binge eating

• Weird thing about Badgerclops is that he can be the voice of reason on some days and a complete idiot on others.

• Badgerclops is the main person Mao Mao gets jealous of.

• You always play Alien Crossing with Badgerclops and you two go back and forth on stealing each other's villagers.

• Badgerclops is a 100 percent snack thief.

• He changes your contact name everyday:
- (Nickname)
- Some crazy chick on my phone
- Future Miss Mao Mao Mao

• And you change his everyday:
- BC
- The jerk who steals my snacks
- Have yet to block

• But when push comes to shove, y'all are best friends.

~ Sweetie Pies~

• You've hated them ever since the Pink Mao situation.

• Especially Pinky and Slim. They creep you out

• There's really nothing to be said.

• They look cute but their a bunch of a-holes (BC/Note: Language!)

~Snugglemagne~

• Eh....

• He annoys you, but at least he's somewhat interesting.

• You like going to his tea parties for the cookies

• And sometimes you steal his pillows. They're so soft....

~Orangusnake~

• One time he asked you your credit score and then proposed.

• Mao Mao beat the crap out of him after that.
- "Only I get to propose! I just haven't gotten the chance to!"

• You secretly send food to the Sky Pirates because you feel bad that they're starving.

• Orangusnake has a crush on you and flirts with you every time you two are fighting, 1v1.

• You're not allowed to fight him no more.

• Orangusnake brings out Mao Mao's protective and possessive side.

• And he won't quit til you're a Sky Pirate.