(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Who Broke It?

A/N: So....I've got a story for you. This happened a few weeks ago and I thought I'd make a joke about it! Enjoy.

~Author's POV~

Me: *places broken phone on table*

Me: So, who broke it?

Everyone: *glances at each other nervously*

Me: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

(Y/N): I did....I broke it-

Me: *sighs* No, no you didn't. Badgerclops?

BC: Don't look at me. Look at Sonic.

Sonic: WHAT?! I didn't break it!

BC: Huh, that weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Sonic: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

BC:....Suspicious.

Sonic: No, it's not!

Adorabat: If it matters.....probably not, but Tails was the last one use it.

Tails: Liar! I wasn't even here this morning! 

Adorabat: Oh really? The what were you doing in the attic earlier 

Tails: Sonic and I've been sleeping in Nova's room for the truth or dare chapter. Everyone knows that, ADORABAT!

(Y/N): *clears throat* Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Nova-

Me: NO! Who broke it?

Sonic: *whispering* Nova.....Mao Mao's been awfully quiet-

Mao Mao: REALLY?!

Sonic: Yeah, really!

BC, Mao Mao, Sonic, Tails, Adorabat: *fighting*

Me: *leaves the room*

(Y/N): *follows*

Me: I broke it.

(Y/N): *anime gasp*

Me: I saw a jumpscare on TikTok and I threw my phone across the room..........I'm guessing 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

(Y/N): *snickering* w-what?

Me:.......Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(Y/N): *shaking her head*

A/N: So yeah, I got a new phone. It broke, but not because I threw it across the room.....it just broke out of nowhere.

BC: I still think Sonic did it.

Me: I know. OutThere-

BC: And Badgerclops

BC and Me: OUT!