(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Small, Smaller, and Pregnant (Part 1)

A/N: The return of Parker Mao! This time he's 6. Also, (Y/N)'s pregnant again. Finally, my cousin says no one is gonna get the joke on why the son is named Parker. So if you didn't, look up Parker Mao. Please let me know if you already got the joke and my cousin is just being stupid

(Y/N) stands at the stove and yawns tiredly. "Gotta get this finished before the boys wake up," (Y/N) says before feeling a kick "I know you're already up!" (Y/N) chuckles placing her hand on her stomach. "Mama?" Parker's little voice calls out as (Y/N) hears the sound of small footsteps on the kitchen floor "Mama, what are you doing?" Parker asks, hugging her leg "I'm cooking breakfast." (Y/N) says, smiling down at him. "But Daddy always cooks breakfast!" Parker gasps, tugging on his mother's gown "I know, I know," She giggles "But today is Father's Day and I want your dad to have an easy day." "Father's Day?" Parker asks, tilting his head. "You remember Father's Day last year, when we gave your dad gifts and it WASN'T his birthday?" (Y/N) explains "Oh yeah," Parker says before gasping "I forgot to get him a gift!" (Y/N) carefully picks Parker up "I already got him a gift for you." (Y/N) says. Parker pouts his "But you got him that, not me!" He whines.

"What's going on in here?"

Parker and (Y/N) turn their heads to see Mao Mao standing in the entrance of the kitchen "Daddy!" Parker squeals, running out of his mother's hold and racing toward his father. "Whoa! What's got you so bouncy today?" Mao Mao chuckles "Today is Daddy Day!" Parker cheers, acting like he knew for more than 5 minute. Mao Mao smiles at him and looks at (Y/N) "(Y/N)! You know you can't be by the stove by yourself!" Mao Mao scolds "I was with the baby." (Y/N) jokes, patting her stomach "The baby can't drive you to the hospital or catch you if you fall." Mao Mao says, walking up to (Y/N) "We don't know that!" (Y/N) scoffs playfully before getting pulled into a kiss. Mao Mao and (Y/N) smile at each other "Wait-does that mean I need a gift for BC?!" Parker yells nervously, jumping around in front of his parents. "Nah, Badgerclops would just be happy if you offer him free food." Mao Mao chuckles "I'm gonna offer him some bacon!" Parker beams. (Y/N) smiles down at him "I'm sure he'll like that!" She chuckles. Parker beams and runs upstairs "I gotta go plan a gift for Daddy! And I gotta go tinkle!" He shouts, making (Y/N) and Mao Mao laugh.

~Time Skip~

"Are you ready to go?" Mao Mao asks, (Y/N) nods "Yep!" Parker cheers. They were about to walk out the door, but the phone rings "I'll get it!" Mao Mao says, walking to the phone.

~(Y/N)'s Point of View~

I chuckle at Parker as he hops up and down "I can't wait to see BC!" Parker says happily "And Adorabat?" I ask. Parker shrugs "I mean, she's cool, but not as cool as BC!" Parker says. "Why do you call him BC?" I ask "'Cause every cool person has an awesome nickname! BC calls me Mini Mao 'cause I'm like Daddy!" Parker says proudly. I chuckle and run my fingers through his (H/C) hair. Speaking of Mao, he walks into the living room with a nervous expression "Hey Kit-Kat? Who was on the phone?" I ask "Well-uh," Mao Mao stutters out "My dad's at the base..." My eyes widened. Mao Mao's dad hates us being together! Mao Mao told him we broke up just so Shin would leave us alone! Shin doesn't even know Parker exists!

Parker look between us before a grin appears on his face. "I got a granddad?" He asks happily "Please," I scoff "Your granddad is a piece of sh-" "Child in the room!" Mao Mao scolds. Parker looks up at me confused "What's wrong with Granddad?" He asks. Mao Mao and I look at each other and Mao Mao sighs "He doesn't like your mother and I being married." Mao Mao sighs and Parker lets out a gasp

"Why not?!" Parker asks, offended.

I sigh and bend down to his level "Well because your dad's a cat and I'm a human." I explain "So what?!" Parker yells, stomping his foot down. "He's old fashion," I sigh "You grandfather is not the most open-minded." Parker looks down "Does that mean he won't like me?" Parker asks sadly. I place a hand on his shoulder "It's impossible to not like you, no matter how shallow." I says proudly. Parker grins and runs out the door "Come on let's go!" He squeals. Mao Mao hooks his arms under mine and pulls me up "Thanks, Kit-Kat." I say, flashing him a grin. Mao Mao smiles for a moment before frowning "I don't know if I'm ready for this..." He says sadly. "It doesn't matter whether you ready for this or not," I tell Mao Mao, wrapping my arm around his neck "You got a kick-butt wife and a daring son who got your back no matter what." Mao Mao smiles and presses his forehead against mine and I hear the faint sound of him purring "I'll never know how I got so lucky." Mao Mao sighs peacefully. "MAMA! DADDY! HURRY UP!" Parker yells from a far. We laugh and walk out the house.

~Time Skip~

Parker and I wave at Badgerclops and Adorabat as Mao Mao drags us towards his father. Shin turns around and looks at us. He looks at me with disgust in his eyes "Moo Moo. Why is she here with you? And why are you holding their hand? And who on earth is that?" Shin asks with annoyance laced in his tone. Parker grips Mao Mao's cape tightly in fear as Shin comes closer to us "Father, (Y/N) is my wife. She has been for 10 years now and this is our son Parker." Mao Mao says, looking up at his father with anger in his eyes. Shin studies me and his eyes widened at the sight of my pregnant belly "Oh no-you reproduced with her?! Twice?!" Shin yells. "What does that mean?" Parker asks me "I'll tell you when you're older." I sigh, looking at Shin "Son, I do not approve of this family at all!" Shin growls. Mao Mao stands in front of me and Parker now

"I do not care! I finally have a family that cares about me! They worry if I come home late, they care if I do a cool trick, they want me on family outings, and they give me an actual shoulder to cry on!"
"You went against my orders! And you lied to both me and your mother!"
"I'm not sorry about it either!"
"Moo Moo! How dare you speak to your father like that?!"
"Oh ARE you my father?! You treated me like an outcast so much that it's hard to tell now!"

Shin and Mao Mao growl at each other, but I could see the tears Mao Mao was holding back. And I guess Parker could see them too because he storms up Shin "I thought you were gonna be cool at first, but you're nothing but a big bully! You're making my daddy cry! You're no hero and you don't deserve to be legendary!" Parker shouts loudly. His Mao Mao side was showing as he yelled and his (Y/N) side was showing through the words he yelled. Everyone looked surprised at Parker's words, even Badgerclops who had pop corn in his mouth.

"I-" "Shut your mouth!" Parker yells, pointing a finger a Shin "Come on, Daddy, I wanna go inside now." Parker says, angrily pouting as he drags Mao Mao inside. Mao Mao quickly grabs my arm and pulls me along with him so I wouldn't get my turn to chew Shin out. But I did get to glance back at Shin.

And he looked like he felt guilty.

Or maybe that was in my head...

A/N: Yeah, I'm late with the Father's day chapter, but this was TYPED on Father's Day. My Wifi just kept going out so I didn't finish til today. I hope you enjoyed! See ya in part 2!

🌟OutThere out🌟