(COMPLETED) Mao Mao x Reader Oneshots

Fright Wig

"Save my bacon, I'm really in a jam!"

I groan, rapidly pressing the snooze button "Mm...stupid alarm...." I grumble before my hand is grabbed.

"(Y/N), dear, that's my face."

I open one eye to see Mao Mao staring at me tiredly "Sorry..." I yawn as Mao Mao sits up "The king....needs us." Mao Mao says, grabbing our blanket and wrapping it around both our bodies "Come on, Adorabat." I sigh, leaning into Mao Mao's warmth. Adorabat yawns and wraps her blanket around her body.

We shuffle our way into the living room "Hey, y'all what's up?" Badgerclops says, slurping his drink "Badgerclops," Mao Mao asks tiredly "How long has the King's emergency alarm been going off?" "Dude, forever!" Badgerclops groans before looking at us "Do you think you could get it for me? I'm a little busy." Badgerclops says before taking another sip of his drink. We stare at him with tired looks as Mao Mao takes the controller and Adorabat slices it in half.

"Tell your friends you have to go!" Mao Mao growls....ah I love his tired voice-

"Ugh, fine, go to bed, kid." Badgerclops says, standing up. I wrap myself in the blankets again "Come on, (Y/N). Get up now and we can cuddle later." Mao Mao sighs, gently shaking me "Promise?" I asks with a baby voice "Promise." Mao Mao says, matching my baby voice "This two are so embarrassing-HEY NOVA! WE'RE HEADING OUT!" Badgerclops

"I know! Who you think is writing the script! At 3 in the fluffing morning!"

"You're on Christmas break! You could at least come help us!" Badgerclops shouts before suddenly falling "Let's just go and stop breaking the 4th wall, ok?" I sigh as Badgerclops stands up "Fine, but we're talking about this in the Author's-"

~Time Skip~

I rest my head on Mao Mao's back as we land "What do you think the king called us here for, anyway?" Badgerclops asks. Adorabat lands on his head "He probably saw.....a slug in a diaper..." She says. Badgerclops giggles "What? Dude, you're loopy." He says

"Let's get this over with," I groan "Kit-Kat, can I get on your back?" Mao Mao yawns before lifting me onto his back "Woo!" I cheer weakly as we head inside "We're here! What's the emergency?" Mao Mao asks. I gasp at the sight of the castle "Who died in here? Was it Pinky? I hope it was Pinky." I mumble

Snugglemagne runs in front of us "N-nothing! Nothing is wrong!" He chuckles nervously "Why are you acting so weird," I ask "Is there a gun being aimed at you? Blink twice if you need help." "Didn't you set off the emergency alarm?" Adorabat asks. Snugglemagne scoffs "I most certainly did not! Someone pressed it on accident." Snugglemagne says, glaring at Quinton.

Mao Mao looks around the room "What are y'all doing out of bed? What's with those torn tapestries, huh?!" Mao Mao asks

"I'm redecorating."
"The cake?"
"We're having a birthday party for the floor, naturally."

Mao Mao huffs, walking in front of a mirror "I'm not leaving until I figure out what's going on here." He says sternly as I tiredly play with his ear "They're so fluffy.....I'm banning you from brushing your fur now." I whisper, making Mao Mao blush "Fine. Then-um, it was Quinton! RONALD!" Snugglemagne says nervously, clapping his hands.

"The king has stepped in something and I'm smelling it..." I grumble as Quinton get dragged into the darkness "What?" Badgerclops snickers, looking at me like I'm crazy "Mao Mao, I'm not sure the king is tell the truth..." Adorabat says. Mao Mao sighs "Look at the poor fool, he's clearly been shaken. That alarm didn't go off for no reason. Looks like the king's been compromised....we're gonna have to figure this out on our own." "Yeah!" Adorabat cheers happily and I groan.