Warnings: SWEARING AND A LOT OF IT
Type: Fluff I suppose
Word Count: 269
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"All these people in the tower, and not one understands 'Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.' when Mr. Stark threw the chips at me." Peter huffs, plopping down on the couch next to Y/n.
"These old guys and gals need to be educated. I need Steve to understand when I tell him 'Step the fuck up, Kyle.'." Y/n says, her eyes widening.
"I have a plan." Y/n says, before whispering it into his ear.
"Hell yeah! I'm in." Peter says.
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*time skip to an hour later*
"FRIDAY, call the team into the living area." Peter says, setting up the Spotify.
A few minutes later, they all arrive.
"What is it?" Natasha says.
"Hit it Peter!" Y/n shouts.
Peter hits play and starts to sing.
"Once upon a time, man, I heard that I was ugly
Came from a bitch who man wanna fuck on me."
"Peter! Language!" Steve shouts.
"I said my face bomb, ass tight
Racks stack up Shaq height
Jewelry on me, flashlight" Y/n sings.
"I been lit since last night
Hit him with that good-good
Make a man act right" Peter sings.
"Broke boys don't deserve no pussy!" Y/n shout/sings.
"I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!" Natasha, Wanda, and surprisingly Bucky join in.
"Bucky! I didn't know that you knew this song!" Y/n says, a look of shock on her face.
"Yeah, Mr. Barnes, why didn't you tell us?" Peter asks.
"You never asked." He says, smirking.
"Where's Steve?" Tony says, looking around.
Everyone searches for a bit, before Natasha finds him in the kitchen.
"He's currently questioning everything he's ever known." She says, chuckling.
"Well, at least we educated a few." Y/n says, high-fiving Peter.
That night, they all watched Vines.
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This sucked but whatever.
love you,
-Aliece
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