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Avengers Textposts|Irondad

Warnings: Swearing

Type: Fluff mostly

Word count: 111

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Peter: *drops backpack onto floor*

Concrete: *cracks*

Tony: what the fu-

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Peter, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three cows: *crawling rapidly around the ceiling* wHeRe ArE tHe FrEsH cHiLdReN fOr Me To FeAsT uPoN?

Tony: *backed into a corner, cross held up* whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhATTHEFUCK

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Steve: Where's Morgan?

Tony: Give me sec.

Tony: *whispering* Tony Stark is a bad father

Morgan: *runs into room* I LOVE YOU 3000!

Peter: *crawls in on the ceiling* STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE!

Harley: *kicks down door holding machine guns* WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO DIE?!

Loki: *appears out of nowhere* Who's throat do I have to slit?

Nebula: *crawls out of kitchen cupboard* *brandishes knives threatingly*

Tony: *tearing up* what the fuck guys-

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A/n:

Characters not mine-

blah blah blah-

please don't sue-

Love you,

-Aliece