My parents called me a liar.
So I told them "Easter Bunny, Santa, & Tooth Fairy and walked away like a boss.
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Jerk: Your so ugly!
Me: well you wear too much make up, you look like you've been gang banged by crayola!
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If your going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart, otherwise your just an ass.
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Hater: You're gay
Me: I'm straighter than the pole that you and your two dads dance on.
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Bully: Go to hell
Me: why?, getting lonely down there?
Class: oooooooooohhh
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Woman : if you were my husband id poison your coffee . Man: if you were my wife id drink it. (or vice versa haha)
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Kid: Fail!
You: So did yo mom's birth control pills!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers
The middle's for you
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Friend: Is that one of thoose ugly paintings that are worth a lot of money?
Other Friend: No it's called a Mirror
Friend: ..................
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Person: You're so gay
You: You wish I was
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You remind me of the ocean... you're fat and you make me sick
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You: Your dick is so small.
Kid: How would you know?
You: Because you showed me.
Kid: And I bet you stared.
You: I cant stare at what is imaginary.
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NOTE: Being gay isn't an insult but these are just funny responses!
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