*Note: Sorry if I've already included some of these in my previous comeback chapters lol
1. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
2. Some day you'll go far—and I really hope you stay there.
3. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
4. Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege.
5. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?
6. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
7. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
8. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
9. You're so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
10. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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