WARNING: SOME OF THESE ARE ONLY FOR GUYS TO SAY.
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is your dad a baker? 'Cause you got nice buns.
There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
You know what'd look good on you? Me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER
Girl, you should sell hot dogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Guy: You owe me money
Girl: for what?
Guy: because you have been living in my heart without paying rent
YOU ARE READING
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RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
