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DIRTY JOKES... PART 2

Disclaimer: If you get offended easily, don't read this!

1. Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't have assholes until they're married.

2. A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit....so I cut the back wheels off....."

3. An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."

The woman says, "Well, can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."

4. Q: What's brown and taps on the window?

A: A baby in a microwave

5. Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"

It hasn't come out yet.