LMAO

VERY PUNNY

  I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.  

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  A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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  It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 

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I changed the name of my phone to Titanic because it's always syncing. 

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest 

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  If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

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  I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.  

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  I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. 

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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 

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