The problems of being a short girl:
1. Short Girls. We're never "hot" or "pretty". We're always just "cute" :P
2. When tall people sit in front of you at a football game. -_- Just no.
3. " You're so short." NOOOOOOOO WAY! NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
4. Elementary school pictures = me at the very bottom row at the left corner 5 inches shorter than the person next to me
5. No one can take you seriously when you're mad: " Aww you're so adorable when you try to get mad!"
6. Waiter/Waitress = "Here's the kids menu."
7. "Have you even grown at all"
8. A problem: hugs. When I hug tall girls, my face lands smashed in between where I don't want it.
9. My view when there's a really tall guy standing in front of me is basically a butt or a pair of really hairy legs
10. Let's play a fun game - sweatshirt or dress?
12. "Are you like 12" No. Just stop.
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