science jokes

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okay I actually hate science but these are lowkey funny!!

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Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? 
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

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What do I think of Chemistry? It's sodium fun.

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Q: Why can't you trust an atom? 
A: Because they make up everything.

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I was going to tell you another chemistry joke... But it might be Boron.

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At first if you don't succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant. 

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

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Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire." 



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