LMAO

admit it you laughed

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry

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Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed 

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! 

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will Let it go. 

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The kids who toured the Sprite factory should have known there'd be a pop quiz.

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I changed the name of my MP3 player to Titanic, it's always syncing.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

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I got a parrot and named her Poly. Then she died so I renamed her as Polygon.

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

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Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"
Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."

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A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom said, "Don't worry. That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister replied, "That's nothing. Mine is already eating bananas."

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Vote if you laughed at least once! I did haha