1. My name is Khloe Kardashian and I talk crap about other celebrities behind their back because I'm too short to do it to their face huhhhhhhhh
2. My name is Meghan Trainor and the only thing bigger than my ego is my mirror huhhhhhhhhh
(I'M SORRY MEGHAN I HAD TO OMG)
3. My name is Kim Kardashian and my boobs are bigger than my brain huhhhhhh
4. My name is Abby Lee Miller and my hair is bigger than my butt
5. My name is Justin Bieber and I can't tell a joke because i am one huuuuuhhhhhh
6. My name is Jacob Sartorius and I wear ugly shirts so no one pays attention to my eyebrows
YOU ARE READING
LMAO
RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...