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1. Constipation must be a pain in the ass.
2. Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
3. Girls on their periods always ovary act.
4. Having sex in elevators is so wrong on many levels.
5. Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents!
6. Molestation is a touchy subject
7. She said she was gonna toss my salad. I said well, you better start undressing...
8. Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today.
9. What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.
10. What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.
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RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
