1. I don't understand how my room gets so messy when all I do is sit in one spot with my phone like wtf
2. Beginning of school year: 64 crayons, 32 pencils, 20 markers, scissors, 6 glue sticks
End of school year: a pencil I found off the ground
3. Teacher: Highlight only the important things
Me: *highlights whole paper*
4. What I do in the shower:
2% wash body
3% wash hair
95% contemplate life
5. When the radio plays your favorite song when you reach your destination
6. When you buy a bag of air and the company was nice enough to put a few chips in it
7. When you were little and you thought the moon was following your car
8. Friend: You look pretty today
Me: So I was ugly yesterday? Thanks
9. That's really funny but I don't like you so I'm not going to laugh
10. When someone calls your best friend theirs: EXCUSE ME BUT WHO ARE YOU
11. Dear Teachers, if you move me closer to my friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me far away, I'll shout to her. Your choice.
YOU ARE READING
LMAO
RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
