Person - *annoys you with their drama*
You - Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
Bully: You're ugly, stupid, etc.
You: Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Bully: You're ugly, stupid, etc.
You: If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd fart.
Bully: Uh.....
You: Yep, gonna need some ice for that burn
Class: OWNED!
Hater: You are so ugly
You: Jealously is a disease. Get well soon bitch.
Guy: Why do you hate me so much?
You: I don't hate you, I'm just simply not excited about your existence.
Bully: *acts like a know-it-all*
You: Since you know it all, you should know when to shut up!!
Annoying Friend: I'm so happy! For the first time ever, a girl told me she loved me!
You: Aren't Moms great?!
Guy: Without the ugly in this world, there would be no beautiful
You: Thank you for your sacrifice.
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RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
