Person: What would happen if a bunch of zombies invaded the planet?
You: Oh don't worry, you'll be safe. Zombies only eat brains.
Person: You're fucking ugly.
You: Ugly and I are just friends, we aren't fucking.
Person: Insults you
You: Aww it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand
Person: *teases you about something personal*
You: Quick - check your face!I think I found your nose in my business!
You: What's the difference between you and a walrus? One smells like fish and has a mustache and the other is a walrus.
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Thanks for reading! But one last announcement...
I decided I will have a comeback CONTEST! Sound interesting? To win, comment your best comeback that is not in this book already, and if I think yours is the most epic burn, I will dedicate the next part to you and follow you!
Good luck!
YOU ARE READING
LMAO
RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
