Why wouldn't the lion eat the clown?
Because it tasted funny.
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and legs.
How do you keep someone in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
