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• Random Sayings & Questions •

- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

- Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

- 'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.' ~ Steven Wright

- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

- When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa...peacefully sleeping, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.