How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm."
"Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
"I think I'd look a lot more sillier, trying to milk a bicycle!"
A man goes to the circus.
After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that."
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.
What is the feeling that you've smelt a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
