• Fish & Chips •

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What do you call a fish without an eye?
fsh!

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

How do you make a goldfish old?
You take away the 'g'!

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!

Why did the potato chip go to France?
To become a French fry!

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