Ooey Gooey was a worm,
A mighty worm was he.
He stepped upon the railroad tracks,
The train he did not see.
Ooey Gooey
A cow was sitting on the railway tracks,
Her heart was all a flutter.
A train came rushing around the bend,
CRASH BANG
Milk, meat, and butter.
Baa baa black sheep,
Have you any cotton?
No sir, no sir,
It's all gone rotten.
None for the master,
None for the dame,
And none for the little boy who lived down the drain!
Have you ever wondered as the hearse goes by,
If you might be the next one to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
And drop you down six feet.
All goes well for about a week,
Then the coffin begins to leak.
Worms crawl in and grubs crawl out,
And maggots play ping pong on your snout.
Your liver turns a sickly green,
And out comes pus like thick whipped cream!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
