Jake: "Why does a girl say she's been shopping if she hasn't bought a single thing?"
Mandy: "For the same reason a boy says he's been fishing."
Why doesn't a motorbike stand up?
Because it is two tired.
Matt: "What book are you reading?"
Jane: "It's called: What Million of Girls Want."
Matt: "Did they spell my name correctly?"
YOU ARE READING
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
