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What do you call the story of the Three Little Pigs?
A pigtale.

Jimmy was a colourful boxer. Black and blue all over.


A man was talking to his friend about his day.
"I've been down at the gym" he tells his friend. "There's a new machine."
"Yeah?" His friend replies.
"Yeah, but I only used it for an hour because I started feeling sick. It's good though. It does everything: potato chips, chocolate bars, soft drink."


Teacher: "Kate, tell us the story of where geometry originates from please."
Kate: "Ok. Once upon a time there was a seed. The seed grew up. Then the seed said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

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