"Waiter, this plate is wet!"
"That's your soup, sir"
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"Backstroke, I believe sir"
"Waiter, your thumb is on my steak"
"Well, you wouldn't want it to drop on the floor again would you?"
"Waiter, this food is terrible, I demand to see the owner!"
"Sorry sir, he's out to lunch"
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
