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So here's a couple phone/text related jokes/advice, hope you enjoy and thanks for reading :)

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Here's what to send to your friend when you need to go get something etc, in the middle of a texting conversation:
         'Hey I'll be back in five minutes, if I'm not, just read this message again'

Ok, here's a serious question:
   What do people do with all the extra time they save by texting 'k' instead of 'ok' ?

And here's what to reply to your friend (or whoever you're texting) if they reply 'k':
    'K? K what? The letter after J, the letter before L? Did you know that in JK the K means Kidding, so your reply is kidding? Or K as in potassium? Would you like some Special K for breakfast?  Don't reply K, unless you explain what you mean.'

And some Apple jokes:
- If Apple made a car, would it have any Windows?

- My iPhone screen is brighter than my future...

- Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?

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