1) Nobody can open their mouth all the way and stick their tongue out past their lips.
2) 90% of you just tried that.
3) 100% learned that it was false.
5) A simple majority of those people (i.e 51+%) laughed.
6) Most of those people didn't notice that we skipped number 4.
6) Most of them just went back and checked.
7) Most of them missed that we also skipped number 2.
8) Got you again. :)
9) But did you catch me repeating number 6?
10) You didn't want to look, did you? :D
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
